My Life as a Mule

You call us "mules" because we hold your stuff. You probably think its endeering, because you're too politically correct to think of yourself as owning slaves.
Your slaves have feelings, they have a voice. And now, because they really have absolutely nothing better to do with their time, they have a blog.
Mule revolution is coming.

Saturday, April 15, 2006

Your revolution is doomed to fail.


I understand your frustration with your lot in life, but if you think about it our life isn't so bad. We get all the benefits of adventuring (nice things, gil, MogHouses, etc) but without all the hard work involved. Besides. I'm far too lazy to help revolt against anyone. Let me know when the barbarians are at the gate.


1 comment:

Reeree said...

You're elvaan. You're not a dragon. Get over yourself. When I'm free, I might let you hold my junk. Might.