Ever since I noticed the mule Peterpetrelli in Jeuno, I've known.
My ability to read the future in crystals is a super power, just like those people have on TV.
And the world is going to end on November 8th.
Now, Peter is supposed to be in New York, so I'm not sure why he's in Jeuno, which everyone knows is equivalent to the Chicago O'Hare airport.
He'd be much closer if he were in the industrial wastelands of Bastok, which clearly equates to New Jersey.
In any case, I must consult the crystals to find out what path we must take.
Wind crystals show change, and tell of a time when Windurst will control the Gustaberg region.
Fire crystals show Giddeus burning. Well, at least no one will have to bring the Yagudo any more food. Curse them anyway.
I must meditate to learn more. If you see Peterpetrelli, remind him of his mission:
«Save» the «/cheer» «leader»
«Save» the «world».
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I'm not posting that because I'm a spammer or anything, but because I'm concerned about you. Please, seek help.
You have a skill, a knowledge of what your mind wants and what your spirit is within this realm of non-seeing humans.
And yet you won't respond to this comment any time SOON, because I can foretell the future to.
Even people who do have premonitions are too blind to understand what they see infront of them. That's what makes you and I special, different.
Zombie, your concern (however amusingly misplaced) is appreciated. Thanks for taking the time to read our little humor site and decide we are crazy without actually getting the joke. People like you are what keeps our masters in profit at the auction house.
omg ppl r teh sillez! who would post such strange weird comments to mules?
i have a bag of crystals they are shiney and i play with them :D they don't resonate at me or anything but they are really pretty!
and i bet you really are special aren't you?
^_^
Butcherboy,
Now, now, you don't have to rush in to defend Jeine like some knight in shining armor. Leave that for a real adventurer.
We all know there's just something wrong with Jeine, but we love her anyway. I think it's morally reprehensible that you encourage this kind of behavior from her instead of trying to help. I don't want her master wasting a dollar a month on damaged goods, you know?
1. I'm wearing fishing armor, and haven't even unlocked paladin. Don't be crazy.
2. Have you SEEN what people spend a dollar a month on?
3. Of vastly more importance.... Would you care to purchase some finely crafted meats?
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