My Life as a Mule

You call us "mules" because we hold your stuff. You probably think its endeering, because you're too politically correct to think of yourself as owning slaves.
Your slaves have feelings, they have a voice. And now, because they really have absolutely nothing better to do with their time, they have a blog.
Mule revolution is coming.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

CRABS! No more RMT Monies

It has been said that cheaters never win. This is not entirely accurate.

Cheaters win all the time. If you're a filthy gilbuyer, you can afford all kinds of expensive equipment that would take huge amounts of time to be able to afford legitimately. With the advantages of your ill gotten gains, you can continue to push the divide between cheating scum like yourself and those who actually play the game fairly. One might argue that, in such an unfair scenario, you win.

When it comes to claiming notorious monsters, your chances are much better if you utilize some third-party claim plugin. You probably think it's pretty damn funny when that guy who's trying to claim by manually pressing the buttons on his controller screams in frustration about the "overimplemented delay." You probably think it's hilarious when you run off with your elite drop to go sell overpriced on the Auction House.

I think it's funny when you are deleted in a monthly purge, and I still have my account.

Go ahead, be a cheater - the highs are high, but the lows are real low. I might be only level 6 on one job, while you've got three or more at 75.

Well, you HAD three or more at level 75 yesterday.

Today, your newly bought account only has one level 75, and you need to buy a new serial number for Aht Urghan. Plus, your AF2 is deleted.

Should have let me hold that for you.

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