My Life as a Mule

You call us "mules" because we hold your stuff. You probably think its endeering, because you're too politically correct to think of yourself as owning slaves.
Your slaves have feelings, they have a voice. And now, because they really have absolutely nothing better to do with their time, they have a blog.
Mule revolution is coming.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

MOG BONANZA MADNESS

 

It's that time again!  Time for mules to drum up some crazy and make everyone nuts!  And so it begins.

Gambling.

We all know that Moogles have a gambling problem.  And now they want to pass it on to us.

We get 10 chances, to pick a five digit number, and if all 5 digits match the number they pulled out of their furry little butts, we get a crack at....

*thunk*

Now that I have recovered, I have to consider important things, like what numbers to use.  How should I use my forty chances?  Lump betting?  Consecutive spread?  Lucky numbers?  Numbers associated with my identity?

Halp.

1 comment:

Jonnysgirl1703 said...

I laughed for like 20 minutes on your Moogle gambling problem comment. I always joke my Moogle has a crack problem lmao.

THis site is SO fun to read!