My Life as a Mule

You call us "mules" because we hold your stuff. You probably think its endeering, because you're too politically correct to think of yourself as owning slaves.
Your slaves have feelings, they have a voice. And now, because they really have absolutely nothing better to do with their time, they have a blog.
Mule revolution is coming.

Tuesday, August 01, 2006


I need to run to Carpenters Landing and then take a ride on the Manaclipper. As such, I'll be back in about two weeks.

Maybe one of the other mules will keep you up to date on the plan to take over the world while I am out, but I doubt it.

Whether I tell you about my adventurers will depend on how many comments I get.


Anonymous said...

Ahh, two weeks on the manaclipper? Are you trying to get those crazy Mistal Knights to support your plan? Your master needs to keep you on a tighter leash; my mules know if they get out of line; they get deleted and replaced with another meatpuppet who can do some quests around San d'Oria and earn some easy gil.

Sexy Mithra said...

Its said to see how your master treats you. I do use mules also but i give them weapons and armor so they can depend themselves and kill monsters and such. I respect em and they are loyal. You need a better master Ree Ree

Wikkid Owner WHM Boy said...

No, she doesn't. She needs to learn the proper respect due to her masters first! Like the ancient Rus, I believe that my true power is calculated by the number of serfs I own! (I own 4) Too bad I can't give them away as Christmas presents tho.

Sexy Mithra said...

I give mine lots of presents and they all have there +1 kimonos from the event so they have clothign to wear i'm nice and give em free will. *Beats Wikkid Owner with a karken clu band sea wolf club since she is currently subbing ninja from her Dynmais run*